CH.43-RUNAWAY GOV.JJ.BEAN

 THE UNTOLD BATTLE OF OAHU,

CH. 43- RUNAWAY GOV JJ.BEAN

Alaska's Gov. JJ. Bean states, "If there is violence, I will call in the force!"

"Duh!" said his Lt. Gov.

He continued on to say, "Rumours that the force ain't going to protect us, sorry sir, they said their families and friends are priority! I don't know how true that is. But the entire upper chain of command has family ties from their home villages."

"Don't they know, that if all their houses burn, they'll end up homeless?" Gov. JJ.Bean said

"Rumours said, they don't care, they'd move to town where it's closer to their jobs while their villages are rebuilt. And if they have to, they'll go knocking down people's doors in town and kick them out!" Lt. Gov. Said

"What does that mean?! Gov. JJ. Bean asked

"Sir, it means, they'll go around knocking down their front doors and kick them out, sir!" He said

"They can't do that, the police will arrest them." Gov. Said

The police have been really slow to responding. People are complaining that it takes up to 2 hours the last time. And sometimes the emergency calls are not going through. It is believed that there is some kind of electromagnetic interference weaponry developed and used by the Chinese Special Forces. It disturbs the signal.

"The people they said their fed up with the lies and the shitty government, too many homeless people, and they blame the tourism authority! Everything the government did was for tourism, and not for Hawaii's people!" Lt. Gov. Said

What about the Hurricane fund?

The hurricane fund is depleted sir by the last governor. We don't have enough money, the Lahaina fires wiped us out!"

"Were going to have to wait it out, the feds will bail us out again, don't worry." Advisor J.Corn stated

No, they said, that the fedz have been real slow to respond. They've been making all these promises, but they haven't built anything because of the last hurricane on the east coast. Their slowly buildinging those pre-fab homes they imported from Asia. Their suppose to import another 10,000 units of them, but the price is too high. I think someone else said they want it for free! Someone else said, it looks cheap, they don't want it even if it was donated" Lt. Gov. Stated

"Are you still planning to take a vacay with your family? Because if you do, I wouldn't let anyone know, rumours has it that you and your family is scared. They said their was an incident, involving the Governor and his family were threatened by gun point? Something about a 9mm long barrel and your wife, Is this true sir? 
The Senator said that your family vacation is a cover-up to leave state and to put your family into hiding. The mayor and his family are planning a trip to Disneyland too. Disneyland is suppose to be the 'safe zone', and it sends some kind of subliminal message, that 'Micky Mouse was hea!'

The Congressional members, their dumbfounded, they don't know what to do. They always say they working on it, last we heard. They don't answer their phones like they use to. His secretary doesn't answer either. Apparently, they all been going to Disney Land.

"Disneyland is the escape route. But I think our cover is blown, I might try Knox Berry Farm." Gov. JJ.Bean said.

"Knox Berry Farm is by special invitation only and requires a presidential approval." Lt. Gov. Said

"Then what about Six flags?"
Gov. JJ. Bean asked

"The only one approved by our security is Six Flags over Texas, but THE UNTOLD BATTLE OF OAHU, 

CH. 43 - RUNAWAY GOVERNOR

Gov. JJ. Bean states, "If there is violence, I will call in the force!" 

"Duh!" said his Lt. Gov.

He continued on to say, "Rumours that the force ain't going to protect us, sorry sir, they said their families and friends are priority! I don't know how true that is. But the entire upper chain of command has family ties from those villages."

"Don't they know, that if all their houses burn, they'll end up homeless?" Gov. JJ.Bean said

"Rumours said, they don't care, they'd move to town where it's closer to their jobs while their villages are rebuilt. And if they have to, they'll go knocking down people's doors in town and kick them out!" Lt. Gov. Said

"What does that mean?! Gov. JJ. Bean asked

"Sir, it means, they'll go around knocking down their front doors and kick them out, sir!" He said

"They can't do that, the police will arrest them." Gov. Said

The police have been really slow to responding. People are complaining that it takes up to 2 hours the last time. And sometimes the emergency calls are not going through. It is believed that there is some kind of electromagnetic interference weaponry developed and used by the Chinese Special Forces. It disturbs the signal. 

"The people they said their fed up with the lies and the shitty government, too many homeless people, and they blame the tourism authority! Everything the government did was for tourism, and not for Hawaii's people!" Lt. Gov. Said

What about the Hurricane fund? 

The Hurricane fund is depleted sir by the last Governor. We don't have enough money, the fires wiped us out! Our state is on the verge of bankruptcy!"

"Were going to have to wait it out, the feds will bail us out again, don't worry." Advisor J.Corn stated

No, they said, that the fedz have been real slow to respond. They've been making all these promises, but they haven't built anything because of the last hurricane on the east coast. Their slowly buildinging those pre-fab homes they imported from Asia. Their suppose to import another 10,000 units of them, but the price is too high. I think someone else said they want it for free! Someone else said, it looks cheap, they don't want it even if it was donated" Lt. Gov. Stated

"Are you still planning to take a vacay with your family? Because if you do, I wouldn't let anyone know, rumours has it that you and your family is scared. They said their was an incident, involving the Governor and his family were threatened by gun point? Something about a 9mm long barrel and your wife, Is this true sir?  

The Senator said that your family vacation is a cover-up to leave state and to put your family into hiding. The mayor and his family are planning a trip to Disneyland too. Disneyland is suppose to be the 'safe zone', and it sends some kind of subliminal message, that 'Micky Mouse was hea!'

The Congressional members, their dumbfounded, they don't know what to do. They always say they working on it, last we heard. They don't answer their phones like they use to. HIs secretary doesn't answer either. Apparently, they all been going to Disney Land. 

"Disneyland is the escape route. But I think our cover is blown, I might try Knox Berry Farm." Gov. JJ.Bean said.

"Knox Berry Farm is by special invitation only and requires a presidential approval." Lt. Gov. Said

"Then what about Six flags?"

Gov. JJ. Bean asked

"The only one approved by our security is Six Flags over Texas, but our head of security said they ain't landing in Texas, the State is heavily armed, and their all Republicans. The airport is heavily guarded and they don't like democrats. They will follow you once we land. They got a well-organized Hells Angels Club there. 

"Yeah, well, what about Florida?

"Florida too, very well-guarded, and I heard the Hells Angels are well-organized. The cruise ship, sir, the cruise ship is my suggestion, if you need to go on vacay."

"No, we ain't going on a cruise ship!." The Governor said

Their's a place in Mexico, it's designed for Politicians and their families seeking asylum. It's for Democrats only. If you get in early, before it gets too crowded and shut down. They have underground bunkers and a school for the kids. Its known as the Safe Zone, built years ago for these kinds of situations. Its kind of like a tropical paradise in the middle of Mexico. Travel light. Staying here just ain't worth it. Don't worry Governor, you and your family will be ok. I'd get out of here before it's to late. Take your wife and kids, and go. Come back when it's safe again.