CH.63-THE WHORE HOUSE
CH. 63- THE WHORE HOUSE- HAPPY ENDINGS
The Untold Battle of OAHU
"Just in case anyone looks at you strangely, don't get offended. The phones have been renamed, "Help! I'm kidnapped. Call 911!" Stated A-Tron
"What? Why'd you do that?" Cha-Tron replied and asked?
"You know how they always wanna call the cops on you. Kick you out wherever you go. Or just to pull some power trip on you, or because you not their kind, you suppose to be walking around passing out cultural gifts to them, etc. I can think of a hundred reasons why. You younger than them, you didnt work two jobs like them, you have 1000x sq. Ft. more than them. You don't bow your head like them, you have talent unlike them, the list can go on and on." Replies A-Tron
"You know they hawking, hacking, they wanna know your strengths and weakness. So they can take you down!"
"Why?" A-Tron wondered
"Cause they infactuated with you. Maybe they want to eat you! You do look delicious! You know Mr. Porky, he's a mama boy, still single and unmarried. He's probably peeking out his window staring looking for you to eat."
"Oh my, well let them call the cops. The phones have been renamed. Nothing illegal about that ok. If that's what the name of the phone is, then let it be so!"
Because they making up stuffs now. Trespassing on your own property? That is silly? Someone said, thats the lower part of the HOA. Come to the top and hang out with the big boys. Then let's see what happens, ok? What they gonna do now? Drive by and stare, twiddle their thumbs. They'll finger bag themselves and jerk-off, yea, thats what they'll do!.
"Boy, you sure like making enemies, don't you?"
"No, it's just that you got this land, they tried to break you, steal it from you using the Legal system, they intimidated you with white collar crimes-fraud, lies, manipulation, they tried to kill you, remember that incident at their club house? The three ugly shit amigos Joe, Larry, & Curly, they set you up, attacked you. Remember that? Yea, that one beast, and the two little twats, they should've been Axed-Tron by Axel-Tron."
"Yea, don't remind me, those f-ckn cxnts need to die and/or rott in hell! Oh, pardon my french, the holy way of talking, they need to go to hell and burn there!" A-Tron
"Fxck them jealous cxnts!" Their all gone now, temporary workers, and that ugly one with that mole on her face, I think she had it removed all cause of you silly girl. She had to change up her name and look. Hardly recognizable now and she goes by the name of Crystal. Interesting, huh? Changed jobs. She thought she was gonna get sime kind of reward thinking she gonna get a payout for helping the HOA board pull off their scam. She was their 'garoot', the worker (non-resident). She gets promoted then they leave, just like the other general manager. Makes them look good, it's a way to get them moving on out of there. No one is coming for these 'garoots', no, no rich guy is gonna come to the rescue of 3 stooges, that would upset the homeowners wives. Can't be having funny business at the clubhouse under that kind of management. Unless we step up and move to change things. We can call it the whore house! That'll make things interesting!"
"Don't let them know it was another one of your crazy ideas!"
"The Whore House- I like that! It is where those whores and Jons hang out at!"
"Now, we gonna have some fun with this one!"
"Just kick back and watch the show go down on this!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen of Hawaii Nei, listen up here. We got some great news for you and will be a blessing for HPD cops in disguise. A new renamed and recently renovated, 'THE WHORE HOUSE- SPA AND LOUNGE!' Bring your friends and get that Happy Ending!
"Getting tired of this ding-a-ling around the rosey game of thrones?"
"Yea, me too.", as he slowly walked away with his ears and head hanging low.
"They call that tic tak toe. A tic for a tac, and a tac for a toe! Until someone croaks, like the HOA president did, then they wake up. Or maybe when BJ wins the next match.
The End
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